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11.10.2004

You're from where?

I'm talking to one of the regular girls who hangs out at the library she is 9.
girl: "I was born in Mexico."
me: "How cool! Where about in Mexico were you born?"
girl: "You know Mexico-Mexico" this is accompanied by a look that says, boy you sure are dumb.
Me: "yes, but Mexico is a big place." I explain about countries and citys.
girl: "I live in the mexico over the bridge. You know the bridge?"
me: "Well, there are lots of bridges. Mexico is a pretty big place."
girl: "Yah, well, i live in the one right over the bridge. That's where I was born."
me: "Well, how cool!"

Another Gem...

"I've seen a hammerhead shark. I rode one. I just got on and held on and rode the shark. 'Cause sharks don't eat people, that's not true. They eat fish. My mom and i both rode them. It was my grandmother's birthday and she was dead, but she loved sharks."

"Michael's got the RUNS! If you was standing by the bathroom waiting to use it and he was pooping, you'd no that it STINKS!"

"I'm a king, but not King Kong! I'm the King of Science and if my brother Michael had any super power it would be to use Wonder Woman to rob a bank. That's all ya gotta do."

"You know what I'd do. I'd get me a potion and take it and steal some stuff at the store. Then take another potion to switch bodies with my brother Michael. Then he'd have to sit in jail instead of me. I'm faster than Flash. Who knows the story of Flash losing to an old man older than an old lady? Flash lost because he stopped for some Doritos. It was a high speed chase. And if you eat Doritos, you be farting and that makes you stop. " I kid you not. This last one I typed as he spit it out. I said "JD what's on your mind?" and he spit this out. Pure gold.

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