11.10.2004
"Michael's got the RUNS! If you was standing by the bathroom waiting to use it and he was pooping, you'd no that it STINKS!"
"I'm a king, but not King Kong! I'm the King of Science and if my brother Michael had any super power it would be to use Wonder Woman to rob a bank. That's all ya gotta do."
"You know what I'd do. I'd get me a potion and take it and steal some stuff at the store. Then take another potion to switch bodies with my brother Michael. Then he'd have to sit in jail instead of me. I'm faster than Flash. Who knows the story of Flash losing to an old man older than an old lady? Flash lost because he stopped for some Doritos. It was a high speed chase. And if you eat Doritos, you be farting and that makes you stop. " I kid you not. This last one I typed as he spit it out. I said "JD what's on your mind?" and he spit this out. Pure gold.
"I'm a king, but not King Kong! I'm the King of Science and if my brother Michael had any super power it would be to use Wonder Woman to rob a bank. That's all ya gotta do."
"You know what I'd do. I'd get me a potion and take it and steal some stuff at the store. Then take another potion to switch bodies with my brother Michael. Then he'd have to sit in jail instead of me. I'm faster than Flash. Who knows the story of Flash losing to an old man older than an old lady? Flash lost because he stopped for some Doritos. It was a high speed chase. And if you eat Doritos, you be farting and that makes you stop. " I kid you not. This last one I typed as he spit it out. I said "JD what's on your mind?" and he spit this out. Pure gold.
