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1.26.2004

It's the 80s in here

I have 3 girls named Lisa in my computer center. Just like my 4th grade class! And a boy just started laughing his ass off at a song he was listening to...and it turned out to be Men at Work's Down Under. Weird timewarp at the library.

1.23.2004

Why I'm Glad I Don't Work On Saturdays, a list

1. An individual (although we're pretty sure it's our infamous teen troublemaker) left a baggie of his/her own poo outside our staff door.
2. The fire alarm went off when the smokers outside were too close to our front door and everyone had to exit the library.
3. While exiting, a customer noticed 2 men trying to hotwire his car! The police and fire department and library security were pulling into the parking lot at the same time, but the guys got away. (Without the car.)

1.06.2004

You mean this isn't my bed?

I was walking through the library on my way back to my desk when I noticed a kid sleeping on one of the tables next to the youth collection. He was curled up on his side, jacket hood over his head. I called out to him, "Hey, kid, wake up!" When that didn't wake him up, I started nudging him with a book that was on the same table.

He woke up, startled and drooling, and said, "Yeah?"

"Um, you're lying on one of the tables. You were sleeping in the library."

Still dazed he hopped off the table and nearly fell. I asked if he was here with somebody or if he needed any help, but he said he was here with his dad who was busy using one of the Internet computers.

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